We all do dumb things sometimes. This is not one of those dumb things. This is a series where I review different bottled/boxed/canned/cartoned/pouched waters, all for the sake of celebrating the arbitrary. Not sufficient enough reasoning? It’s a fun opinion outlet, idk, you’re not my dad. These are in chronological order & new ones are always going up. Check back in!

Highlights: Be sure to check out the tap water rap and the 3 part Clearly Canadian series where I can’t even open the bottle. Also of note: my slow descent into madness with ever-growing hair, piercings, tattoos, and mental strife.